HEISGIRL: Fodder From a Female Football Fan

Living every week like it's Shark Week.

Saturday, February 17, 2007

I think Nelson from The Simpsons said it best:


If wanting Reggie Bush to die in a fire is wrong, I dont want to be right.

Today has been boring. However, I did my taxes earlier, and I'm getting a $700 refrund. I dont even know what to do with that kind of money. Faberge egg? Plastic surgery? Season ticket to the Tennessee Titans?

Why does life always have to be so hard?


At 12:07 AM , Anonymous Dominican Lou said...

Might I suggest using that money to purchase one of three things: 1) A Moped made of cheese, 2) Seven Yemen midgets with fake hook on beards or 3) a solid gold bust of B.J. Symons. Sports.

At 10:45 AM , Anonymous Nuts said...

It is wrong I must say. I want him to die of hepresyhpagonerawarts a.k.a. Matt Leinart "pulled groin".

At 1:27 PM , Blogger Steezy said...

A moped made of cheese is the dumbest idea ever. All the exhaust would ruin the cheese. Trust me on this one.

Down here in DC we like to say that anyone brave enough to have relations with Matt Leinart needs to scrub their privates with Tilex afterwards. Bitch slept with Paris. Enough said.


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